Two fat gentlemen met in a lane,
Bowed most politely, bowed once again.
How do you do? Ho do you do?
How do you do again?
Two thin ladies met in the lane,
Bowed most politely, bowed once again.
How do you do? How do you do?
How do you do again?
Two tall policemen met in the lane,
Bowed most politely, bowed once again.
How do you do? How do you do?
How do you do again?
Two little boys met in the lane,
Bowed most politely, bowed once again.
How do you do? How do you do?
How do you do again?
Two little babies met in the lane,
Bowed most politely, bowed once again.
How do you do? How do you do?
How do you do again?